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A Hovercraft swims the English Channel . . .
A Gilera is Born . . .
. . . and goes to the races . . .
A brief interlude with the members of Team Zimmer . . .
The rotor on the Norton goes 'round and 'round . . .
. . . while a nuclear technician explains it all
A Woodburning BMW is scrutinized . . .
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An Irishman customizes his bavarian roadburner . . .
The Trida answers a question nobody asked . . .
A Ratbike squeeks by . . .
A new Mini Cooper drives up a building . . .
The Ace Cafe is refurbished . . . almost
A colourful English country pub biker night . . .
A steam traction engine is scrutinized . . .
A Scotsman fights boredom with machine tools . . .
A combine harvester breaks . . .
An Irish country ride leads to herring guts . . .
A Rover engine is misused by a Rabbit . . .
A Welshman ruins a CX500 forever . . .
A Belgian fixes a Russian sidecar for good . . .
A posh seaside resort welcomes bikers . . .
A bicycle grows a motor and calls itself Solex . . .
A taxi courts cat people . . .
The Japanese ape International Harvester . . .
The Germans build a scooter with alien technology . . .
TO ALL WHO HAVE FED ME
followed by a brief plug for my other project . . .
Protected by Sumo, if I am protected at all
An unlikely oil leak
Man Reinvents the Wheel
A Dangerous Product is Demonstrated
A Dangerous Object Contrived
Darius does his best to kill himself
A Dinner is Delayed by Theft
Invention Works Late and Wears Red Silk Pants
Cable Tie Immortality is demonstrated
Cobalt Left-hand Drill Bits remove a stuck fastener
A Homebrew Leakdown Tester is Improvised
My Headstone Works for a living
Telecommunications Bondage Gear is Admired
A Grown Man Plays with a Very Large Robot
Sign Language for Big Toys
A Woodburning Vehicle is Explained
An Unhealthy Obsession Documented
A Fuel Tank is Sawed in Half
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A Ducati Supplies Gun Camera Footage
A Bajaj is Quadraphrenic
Catalonian Brake Components Provoke Memories
A Bultaco is Rescued
Pepsi and Volkswagen Product Placement
Not Home on the Range, Range on the Home
The Arcane Car Society Gathers
A Ford Tractor is a Fetish Object
An Elderly Brit Receives a Macho Heart Transplant
The Tadpole Becomes a Frog Prince
The Golden Mummy is Unwrapped
A Mystery Tool is Revealed
The Unknown Wheel Fits Something Ancient
An Unnatural Hot Spring Smells Funny
A Solar Nite Lite: Oxymoron or Appropriate Technology?
Samurai Wedding Rings are Examined from Every Angle
Bumpersticker Philosophy from the Door to my Garage
and then there is a shameless plug for my other project
First of all, Holland LOOKS AT YOU
Then, a Series of Roadsigns by a Canal
Followed by Dutch Pictograms
And an Opportunity to Wear Silly Hats
Antwerp: Rules, Art and Design in Diamondtown
Arty Farty Ghent: from Train to Trebuchet
Solar Power, Tarzan and Domestic Violence as Art
are all Over the Edges
Belgian Waves and Turkish Candles at a Soccer Riot
The MotoLoftHotel, an Unlikely Business Venture
A Non-Union Dummy Directs Traffic
Living is . . . a Piece of the True Cross
Lawrence of Arabia at Home
Kindly Advice from a Lama in Your Watercloset
Weird Wood, Gnome Magic & a Secret Nuclear Bunker
among other English Roadsigns
The Commercial Icons of Camden are Solid Stuff
Foot and Mouth Disease: Countermeasures and Poetry
Wheel Bearing Replacement Employs Fire and Ice
A Bulletin Board Pleads, Promises and Instructs
A Natural Hot Spring in the Eastern Sierras
A Pump Action Flashlight and a Solar Pith Helmet
Catholic Schoolgrrls Gone Bad at the Pride Parade
A Pink Cadillac Tows a Teenaged Boys Dream
Directions for the Topless, an Introduction to the Gestapo
A Confection, Or a Deep Fried Planet?
Art Time, Ambushes, Dumbasses and Geniuses
A Camera Makes Two Armed Soldiers Nervous
Road Repair Teaches Lessons Learned More Than Once
Irish Ashram: a Place of Peace for Players
Sex, Silliness and Threats are all Propaganda
Isn't it Just a Saddlebag?
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