The Bajaj is a scooter with an 0xford education

and a Bombay accent,

Apu invading Brighton in a olive drab jacket.

They say that imitation

is the sincerest form of flattery,

but with Bajaj the difference

between plagiarism and homage

may be diffucult to distinguish.

Any scooter head knows immediately

that this ain't the real Mc Coy.

It may be superior to a Lambretta

in every way except curb appeal.

Since shooting this clip

the owner has acquired a P200 Vespa

for a pile of cold hard cash,

which is being used as a canvas

for his own obsessions.