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A Hovercraft swims the English Channel . . .
A Gilera is Born . . .
. . . and goes to the races . . .
A brief interlude with the members of Team Zimmer . . .
The rotor on the Norton goes 'round and 'round . . .
. . . while a nuclear technician explains it all
A Woodburning BMW is scrutinized . . .
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An Irishman customizes his bavarian roadburner . . .
The Trida answers a question nobody asked . . .
A Ratbike squeeks by . . .
A new Mini Cooper drives up a building . . .
The Ace Cafe is refurbished . . . almost
A colourful English country pub biker night . . .
A steam traction engine is scrutinized . . .
A Scotsman fights boredom with machine tools . . .
A combine harvester breaks . . .
An Irish country ride leads to herring guts . . .
A Rover engine is misused by a Rabbit . . .
A Welshman ruins a CX500 forever . . .
A Belgian fixes a Russian sidecar for good . . .
A posh seaside resort welcomes bikers . . .
A bicycle grows a motor and calls itself Solex . . .
A taxi courts cat people . . .
The Japanese ape International Harvester . . .
The Germans build a scooter with alien technology . . .
TO ALL WHO HAVE FED ME
followed by a brief plug for my other project . . .
Protected by Sumo, if I am protected at all
An unlikely oil leak
Man Reinvents the Wheel
A Dangerous Product is Demonstrated
A Dangerous Object Contrived
Darius does his best to kill himself
A Dinner is Delayed by Theft
Invention Works Late and Wears Red Silk Pants
Cable Tie Immortality is demonstrated
Cobalt Left-hand Drill Bits remove a stuck fastener
A Homebrew Leakdown Tester is Improvised
My Headstone Works for a living
Telecommunications Bondage Gear is Admired
A Grown Man Plays with a Very Large Robot
Sign Language for Big Toys
A Woodburning Vehicle is Explained
An Unhealthy Obsession Documented
A Fuel Tank is Sawed in Half
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A Ducati Supplies Gun Camera Footage
A Bajaj is Quadraphrenic
Catalonian Brake Components Provoke Memories
A Bultaco is Rescued
Pepsi and Volkswagen Product Placement
Not Home on the Range, Range on the Home
The Arcane Car Society Gathers
A Ford Tractor is a Fetish Object
An Elderly Brit Receives a Macho Heart Transplant
The Tadpole Becomes a Frog Prince
The Golden Mummy is Unwrapped
A Mystery Tool is Revealed
The Unknown Wheel Fits Something Ancient
An Unnatural Hot Spring Smells Funny
A Solar Nite Lite: Oxymoron or Appropriate Technology?
Samurai Wedding Rings are Examined from Every Angle
Bumpersticker Philosophy from the Door to my Garage
and then there is a shameless plug for my other project
First of all, Holland LOOKS AT YOU
Then, a Series of Roadsigns by a Canal
Followed by Dutch Pictograms
And an Opportunity to Wear Silly Hats
Antwerp: Rules, Art and Design in Diamondtown
Arty Farty Ghent: from Train to Trebuchet
Solar Power, Tarzan and Domestic Violence as Art
are all Over the Edges
Belgian Waves and Turkish Candles at a Soccer Riot
The MotoLoftHotel, an Unlikely Business Venture
A Non-Union Dummy Directs Traffic
Living is . . . a Piece of the True Cross
Lawrence of Arabia at Home
Kindly Advice from a Lama in Your Watercloset
Weird Wood, Gnome Magic & a Secret Nuclear Bunker
among other English Roadsigns
The Commercial Icons of Camden are Solid Stuff
Foot and Mouth Disease: Countermeasures and Poetry
Wheel Bearing Replacement Employs Fire and Ice
A Bulletin Board Pleads, Promises and Instructs
A Natural Hot Spring in the Eastern Sierras
A Pump Action Flashlight and a Solar Pith Helmet
Catholic Schoolgrrls Gone Bad at the Pride Parade
A Pink Cadillac Tows a Teenaged Boys Dream
Directions for the Topless, an Introduction to the Gestapo
A Confection, Or a Deep Fried Planet?
Art Time, Ambushes, Dumbasses and Geniuses
A Camera Makes Two Armed Soldiers Nervous
Road Repair Teaches Lessons Learned More Than Once
Irish Ashram: a Place of Peace for Players
Sex, Silliness and Threats are all Propaganda
Isn't it Just a Saddlebag?
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WHO invented the 12 o'clock bar?
WHEN did it all begin?
WHAT could inspire such spectacularly reckless behavior?
HOW did Darius learn to do what he does?
WHY is he named after a loser Persian emperor?
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