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Larkhall is a suburb of Glasgow
and is by someone's definition
the largest village in Scotland
Andy Cairns said:
"Just ask for Jim Pollock at Allan's pub
don't go into any other pub in Larkhall."
Glasgow, much like Richmond or Detroit,
is a rough town which seems almost proud
of its violent reputation.
"In Glasgow they have their own martial art: fuck-you.
it involves lots of head butting
and kicking people when they are down."
Pub crawl Larkhall, a new reality show.
The huge barman gives Jim's address
without a lot of awkward questions.
Jim doesn't know me from Adam,
but what does that matter?
When a man plys you with rare whiskey,
asks that you wear a skirt,
and offers a nights accomodation,
you might be justifiably suspicious,
but there is nothing sinister
about Jim Pollock's offer.
These are only some of the objects
that Jim has made on his breaks
from his machine shop job,
almost all of it from scraps . . .
